Minoru Mineta

Minoru McGee Mulaney Mineta is the main protagonist of famous shonen My Hero Academia, as well as Mineta Haven's mascot. He is most known for having a diverse fanbase consisting of racists, homophobes and LGBTQ+ minorities.

Appearance
Mineta is a short little fucker that looks like a frog gremlin at the start but progressively becomes more cute as time goes on. Many beg to differ but this is based off of the personal biases of Ash- Uhhh, Mr. Wiki Person and many others.

His quirk involves him removing swollen testicles off of his stupid head and throwing it and people. Apparently they stick, so I've been told, but I'm too lazy to go back and find out if this is true.

Early life
Mineta was born minutes before a bombing in Iraq to famous comedian John Mulaney and infamous Mineta Haven member and Transformers fan Crystal Lust. He was pushed out too early during an incident in VC that involved Lust having to defacate but instead giving birth 5 months too early. As a result, Mineta is now known as the tiny little grape he is.

One day while trying to fuck hot babes at the ripe age of 4, he got stuck in a Monster Energy truck (not sponsored), and ended up in Japan, and was soon adopted by an individual who wishes to stay anonymous (their name rhymes with Mucus). He ended up in U.A somewhere in the future but due to given circumstances and the COVID-19 vaccine, this information must be withheld from the public until further notice.

Mineta's fate
Mineta passes away tomorrow after local Youtube user KiriBakuFan76 comments that they hope he gets expelled. His execution takes place at 14:35 PM

Trivia

 * Mineta Minoru is the shortest
 * Mineta is apparently based off of the famous character Dr. Heiter from The Human Centipede.
 * M*n*ta M*n*ru is a slur in many countries except Iraq please refrain from saying it.
 * Minoru was originally going to be 9'1
 * Minoru's favorite movie is Avatar (UNCONFIRMED)
 * Mineta wrote the famous DNF fanfiction called "Heat Waves" under the pseudonym "tbhyourelame"